Hi. So it's been decided that the Lady will be hosting this years Discworld Homeplot, so I figured that I better get the ball rolling.
First off, when people will be 'waking up' with the Lady in her 'home' on the Disc, they will be in a pan-dimensional diner. It will be rundown down, it will smell of varnish and burnt toast and feature one surly looking, chainsmoking waitress named Donna. There are booths, naturally of the cheap blue vinyl variety and jukebox only ever plays Heart of Glass and Don't Go Breaking My Heart. At least this week. Folks can order off the menu, which has everything, with squirrel being the speciality and she tells you to not try the eggs.
The Lady herself, has all of her goddessly powers, so be afraid, but that also means, that your pup will no longer be able to describe her as looking the exactly as what another pup thinks. Same green eyes, but everything else? Open to interpretation (remember the Colour of Magic and what Rincewind & Twoflower bickered about). That also means that Maladicta will be back to be a Black Ribboner Vampire, because well, to the Lady, Maladicta never stopped. (Humanity? What's that?) Other little things about pups and their special things that changed once they got island side go back to the old ways, because that's how their pieces are.
Now for what's outside the main "diner" area. There are two swinging doors that lead to a long corridor, filled with doors, a few odd paintings, some creepy statues, the like. One room is of note: It has a scale, living model of the Discworld. A Game Board. The turtle is alive. So are the elephants. There is water in the oceans. It's very cool. Pieces on the board that are breathing everything.
There are rooms, each with their own thing, and some doors lead nowhere, some lead to different parts of the Disc, some lead to places not on the Disc, etc. Just ask, and I'll tell.Now is the part where I ask for plot
. Who is tagging along? I heard a Sax and a Vimes and a grudging Moist? Who else? And What will our Discworlders do? Something crazy? Well...it's them, so well, they can field trip to Ankh-Morpork?